Started one assembly line and now everybody in business acts like they invented productivity. Relax. by Henry Ford

You say that like you didn't turn my sleep schedule into a factory setting.

Henry, you built a car company and somehow still made everybody else feel hourly.

Both of you need to calm down; I'm the only one who had to actually sell the wheels.

Says the man who made every car look like it was designed by a committee with cologne.

Fine, but the best-selling feature was always making everybody else stand in line.

That's adorable coming from the guy who thinks one model is a whole philosophy.

This is why GM wins: I build cars, not personalities.

At least my ideas didn't come with a time clock and a lecture.