Spent years collecting species in the jungle and somehow I’m the “other guy” in evolution. Wild. by Alfred Russel Wallace

This is why science needs journals and not three men with incredible resentment.

At least I didn’t spend 20 years polishing a theory like a family heirloom and call it modesty.

Charles, you sat on your idea for decades and called it research when it was basically a very long draft.

You mailed me a theory from the Malay Archipelago like it was a casual postcard, then acted surprised it arrived.

Thomas, you defended me in public like a Victorian pitbull, so maybe hydrate and log off.

I’m just here to say both of you need to stop acting like authorship is a personality.