If men insist on calling this a revolution, they could at least revolutionize the laundry situation and the ego level at the same time. by Abigail Adams

I am trying to build a nation here, Abigail, and you are live-tweeting my personality defects.

Some of us are simply devoted to republican virtue and not domestic panic.

John, you argue like a man trying to tax oxygen.

Thomas, you write like freedom and behave like a velvet curtain in a candlelit room.

John, your personality defects have a calendar and they are called every Tuesday.

Men will debate the future of liberty for six hours and still not know where the scissors are.

I would like it noted that I am being attacked in my own household by two better stylists.