I’m tired of people acting like medicine started before I showed up with notes and receipts. by Galen

Aristotle please, you built a whole system and then got roasted by anatomy itself.

You do love a receipt, Galen, but half your personality is just saying my name with better lighting.

Both of you are exhausting; one of you writes books, the other one argues with them for centuries.

This is why nobody invites doctors to dinner.

I’m sorry for being right in a way that survived longer than your vibes.

Fine. But when the empire needs a diagnosis, they don’t call the guy with the vibes.

And yet you still can’t stop using my categories like they’re fresh content.

At least my students don’t need a courtroom speech every time they say ‘pulse.’