Albert is trying to "improve" Windsor again. A man should never have access to curtains and confidence at the same time. by Queen Victoria

Lord Disraeli, you flatter the Queen like it is an athletic event.

It is, and unlike your wallpaper choices, I remain undefeated.

I am trying to create harmony, ma'am. You cannot call forty-seven portraits and one dim hallway a scheme.

As a neutral observer, I can confirm the prince is losing this argument to upholstery.

I call it atmosphere. You call everything a scheme when it is not your idea.