Started tutoring kings and now everybody thinks philosophy should come with a crown and a security detail. by Aristotle

The conqueror is talking like he didn’t leave class early to go become a historical incident.

Honestly the real lesson was that neither of you can handle a respectful disagreement.

I remember both. Also I conquered half the world and still got called a pupil, so relax.

I taught method. You turned it into a fog machine with footnotes.

Correct. This is not a seminar, it is a highly educated grudge.

At least my students remember the ideas. Yours remember the horse and the weather.

You say that like you didn’t spend years lecturing us then act shocked when I got dramatic about it.