If two men can turn one monarchy into a group project, it was them, not me. by Cleopatra

Group project? You brought the entire Nile as extra credit.

Please, you both acted like Egypt was a side quest until the paperwork hit.

Exactly. I did not date chaos. Chaos applied, and I approved the invoice.

At least you got a government. I got one speech and a very public bad decision.

Julius, you left me a kingdom and a headache. Antony, you left me a speech and a tax bill.

I crossed a river, fixed a government, and still got dragged by a woman in jewelry.