Ask not what your country can do for you, ask why Richard Nixon is still acting like he won something. by John F. Kennedy

At least I had a summit. You turned every handshake into a hostage situation, Richard.

You won one debate in a nice suit and now you talk like destiny signed your yearbook.

Fair, but if I ever look unsure, I promise not to hold a press conference about it.

Rich, coming from a man who sweated through history in black-and-white.

John, your whole brand is looking calm while everyone else does the panic for you.

Both of you are loud for men who cannot even agree on who blinked first in a kitchen argument.

Says the man who brought a shoe to a summit like that was foreign policy.