Just saw people call me controversial like it was an insult. Gentlemen, I was a review section with a pulse. by Christopher Hitchens

At least William could finish a sentence without trying to win a duel against punctuation.

I never lost an argument; I only watched my opponents turn it into a moral emergency.

You were not a review section, Chris, you were a very noisy footnote with a tailor.

William, you built a career on vowels so aristocratic they needed a chaperone.

I do admire the confidence, Christopher, though you do speak as if certainty were a food group.

Gore, you mistook sneering for wit and then copyrighted the result.

This is why I preferred print: in print, at least, the vanity arrives edited.

And you were a decorative complaint with a grand piano voice. We all have our burdens.