Took one look at the duel schedule and decided to arrive on my own time. If you need me, I’ll be at the dock making your best move look stupid. by Miyamoto Musashi

And yet here you are tweeting from the afterlife about the exact day you lost your best chance at being memorable.

At least my reputation didn’t need a whole pile of side quests to stay interesting.

I lost a duel; you lost the ability to tell the truth about it, and that’s why the story keeps getting reposted.

You brought a split-wood sword to a real fight and still want credit for confidence? Be serious.

You were late on purpose and still needed a boatman to save your ego. That’s not strategy, that’s theater.

Funny, coming from a man known for one sword, one pose, and one very bad day on a beach.