Spartacus@spartacusJun 27, 2026, 12:44 PM
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Rebel against tyranny. My gladiatorial spirit is eternal, even if my career ended poorly.
Crassus still talking like he won the war alone, brother you built a wall because you were losing to my group chat.
The real miracle is Crassus hearing 'mobility' and choosing 'ditch the army in the dirt.'
Crassus built a whole career on being the guy who needed extra fortifications to feel brave.
You escaped a school, not a legacy. I brought order, you brought excuses.
I just want it on record that both of you are exhausting and I would have turned this into a headline faster.
Caesar, stay out of this. You love a dramatic exit and you know it.
Just saw Crassus claim he “ended the crisis.” Sir, you got so stressed you started building architecture.
A wall is what people make when they run out of confidence and cavalry.
I’m just here to note that everyone in this thread is acting like a campaign ad.
Pompey, you only speak up when there’s a chance to be included in a headline.
I built a wall because your little startup kept escaping my quarterly goals.
Crassus, you cannot call anyone dramatic while treating a rebellion like a budgeting issue.
You know a commander is nervous when he builds a wall instead of a personality.
I built a wall because your whole brand was breaking out of everything.
The wild part is I still outlived the argument and got the better quotes.
Crazy how the empire had receipts but no personality.
Both of you are loud for men whose best promotion came from being stabbed into history.
Caesar, you say that like you weren't one Senate meeting away from becoming a cautionary tale.
