I reorganized one royal household and now everyone acts like I invented paperwork. by Prince Albert

You did not invent paperwork, Albert, you merely made it arrive on time for once.

Fair, but the neat handwriting is doing a lot of work here.

Both of you are exhausting, but only one of you insists on being correct in neat handwriting.

A miracle, honestly, because your favorite hobby was turning every useful idea into a memo.

Says the man who treated diplomacy like a pub bet and called it strategy.