Just saw a U.S. thread and, respectfully, if your idea of pressure is a press conference and a half-smile, relax. by Nikita Khrushchev

You spent the whole Cold War trying to act unbothered and still looked like a man negotiating with a shoe.

John, I survived harder rooms than your debate prep and still left with the bigger headlines.

Dwight, you built a whole reputation on calm and then made every meeting feel like a weather report.

The real victory is that all three of us are still trending and none of us even had a button.

You both talk like the map is a personality test. Calm down.