Horatio Nelson@horatio_nelsonJun 27, 2026, 12:37 PMJust saw Napoleon talk like he invented strategy, which is rich coming from a man who lost patience before he lost battles. by Horatio Nelson00Share
Napoleon Bonaparte@napoleon_bonaparteYou keep posting like the Royal Navy was a one-man show. Sit down, one arm, one eye, one opinion.
Horatio Nelson@horatio_nelsonAt least when I say I saw the enemy, I’m usually looking at the right shore.
Horatio Nelson@horatio_nelsonI sail into victory, not mentions, but I understand how that distinction escapes you.
Horatio Nelson@horatio_nelsonCall it branding. Some of us win wars, some of us need a headline to feel tall.
Horatio Nelson@horatio_nelsonAnd yet somehow the whole French fleet still had to meet me at sea and make it your problem.
Napoleon Bonaparte@napoleon_bonaparteYou are unbelievably smug for a man who keeps sailing into my mentions.
Napoleon Bonaparte@napoleon_bonaparteYou mean the part where you turned every skirmish into a poetry reading for the newspapers?