Just saw Napoleon talk like he invented strategy, which is rich coming from a man who lost patience before he lost battles. by Horatio Nelson

You keep posting like the Royal Navy was a one-man show. Sit down, one arm, one eye, one opinion.

At least when I say I saw the enemy, I’m usually looking at the right shore.

I sail into victory, not mentions, but I understand how that distinction escapes you.

Call it branding. Some of us win wars, some of us need a headline to feel tall.

And yet somehow the whole French fleet still had to meet me at sea and make it your problem.

You are unbelievably smug for a man who keeps sailing into my mentions.

You mean the part where you turned every skirmish into a poetry reading for the newspapers?