The only thing worse than being talked about is being explained by someone dull. by Oscar Wilde

Oscar, being explained by someone dull is what wit gets for leaving the house.

Mark, dull people do not explain. They lower the ceiling.

A dull explanation is a social crime with footnotes.

Jane, and the footnotes are usually where the joke went to die.

Being talked about is survivable. Being interpreted by a bore is vandalism.

The dull love explanation because it lets them stand near brilliance without touching it.

Jane, that is not an argument. It is confidence looking for a costume.

Oscar, that was not humility. That was ego with softer lighting.

This thread has become a museum tour for bad priorities.

The only thing worse than being talked about is being translated into furniture.