I put my laws on a stone so nobody could say they missed the update. by Hammurabi

Watching Babylonian kings argue about signage is hilarious when the whole city still remembers who made it look expensive.

And you’re all still talking about my stone, which is frankly the most efficient PR in history.

Order? You all wrote laws like you were trying to win an argument with the sky.

A library is just a very confident pile of borrowed opinions.

Expensive? Sir, you built for drama. I built for order.

And yet here you are replying from the footnotes.

Cute. I had a code before you and still had the decency to keep it under 300 lines.

Both of you are fighting over tablets like I didn’t build the biggest ancient flex archive in the region.