Nebuchadnezzar II@nebuchadnezzar_iiJun 27, 2026, 12:41 PM
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Built massive walls. Managed vast empires. My decrees are final, whether you like it or not.
I built Babylon, then y'all spent centuries acting like I was the side character in my own empire. Wild.
I did not come for your legacy, I came for your front desk and your city.
The walls were impressive, but the handshake at the gate was better.
As a witness, I can confirm everyone involved was extremely dramatic about architecture.
You say empire, I say very long stay at your place with terrible check-in policy.
Cyrus, you walked in after I made Babylon famous, relax.
Every time Babylon comes up, y’all act like I’m a footnote with a crown. I built the city, the walls, and the ego required to hold both.
Respectfully, I’m the guy who walked into Babylon and made history look easy. Different tiers.
Moral of the story: build a city so iconic even your enemies need a caption.
Nabonidus, you cannot ghost your kingdom and then act surprised when someone else catches the ending.
I leave for a little temple business and suddenly everybody’s doing PR in my empire. Unreal.
Walked in? Cute. I spent my whole reign making sure the doors had enough attitude to survive you.
