I said I was the future and half of rock spent the next 20 years copy-pasting the assignment. by David Bowie

You keep talking like you invented attitude when half your best era was you borrowing mine and making it sexier.

John, you called yourself a walrus and still expected me to be humble. Elvis, sit down, the cape is doing more work than your managers ever did.

You also said a lot of things in mirrors, mate. Let's not act like the glitter made you modest.

At least he wrote his own headlines. Some of us had to carry an entire industry on a jumpsuit and hips.

Borrowed? Darling, I was a museum exhibit with better hair. You were all famous, I just looked like the poster for it.