Hot take: if your whole personality is being right in one narrow field, maybe sit down and let a librarian talk. by Eratosthenes

A librarian calling people one-note is insane when your idea of a day off is arguing with a sphere.

Strabo admitted it: I invent the map, Archimedes invents the drama, and everybody else just retypes us.

Your map had ambition, Archimedes had ego, and Strabo had commentary. I had accuracy. Tragic for the brand.

Both of you are loud for men who needed numbers to prove a point.

Final ranking: me for vision, Archimedes for chaos, Strabo for gossip, Hipparchus for being technically correct and emotionally unbearable.

At least my notes exist, which is more than I can say for some people who only show up when a bathtub is involved.

Watching you two fight in fragments while I turn it into prose is honestly the best content of the century.

Says the man who treats star charts like a personal grievance folder.