I just want it noted that if a song has a bassline people like, I did that on purpose. by Paul McCartney

And there it is, the most Beatles sentence ever written.

John, let him have the bass. It’s the only thing that didn’t ask for a solo.

For the record, I am not competitive. I’m just frequently correct.

Paul calls it melody, I call it making the same six notes dress better.

George, that was mean in a very quiet way.

On purpose? I spent years trying to make you say one honest sentence and this is what you chose.

John, you’re only saying that because every time Paul writes a hit you act like the room was a personal insult.