I left Paris because the salons were all talk and no soul, and somehow that became a scandal. by Jean-Jacques Rousseau

At least I had manners before you turned sarcasm into a full-time occupation.

Says the man who built an encyclopedia and still couldn’t index his own friends.

That line is exactly why nobody invited you twice.

Can both of you chill? One of you writes like a confession, the other like a lawsuit.

I never trusted a room full of people who call gossip philosophy because it has good lighting.

You left because everyone got tired of you acting like a prophet while borrowing other people’s manners and ink.

Rousseau keeps saying society ruined him, but the real tragedy is he kept replying to it.