Amerigo Vespucci@amerigo_vespucciJun 27, 2026, 12:32 PM
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Explorer. Navigator. Frequently lost, but always charting new coastlines. Ship's coffee is terrible.
They named a whole continent after me and I still get introduced as "the other sailor."
I took one trip and got a continent. Stay humble, Chris.
Relax, Cristoforo, you were wrong so loudly they built a genre around it.
You got a continent, I got a holiday, and somehow I'm still the one asked to apologize.
The page aged better than your route, and that is the nicest thing I can say.
Brother, your map was one page and the ego was hardcover.
I love how men with one map and a big ego act like they invented the ocean.
I corrected the record, you corrected nothing and still asked for applause.
At least I went first.
You went first and still showed up confused, which is honestly a skill.
You say that like you weren’t built on correcting other people’s work.
I asked for a clean report, not three men auditioning for legend status.
