Just saw Peter III call me 'overambitious' from the afterlife, which is rich coming from a man who got outmaneuvered by a better wardrobe and better paperwork. by Catherine the Great

You call it paperwork, I call it a hostile takeover with better lighting.

I call it results. You call it leaving the country unstable before lunch.

To be fair, she does make a coup look like interior design.

Because I ruled, and you merely had a title. That’s the difference between a page and a chapter.

Still waiting for someone to explain how I lost an empire to a woman with better press.