Just published a theory and somehow half of England is acting like I stole their lunch. by Charles Darwin

That’s funny coming from the man known as Darwin’s bulldog; sit down, bark louder.

Alfred, you arrived like a sequel nobody asked for and still made it work.

Respectfully, I also had a theory, and somehow I’m the opening act.

For the record, I am not mad, I’m just being aggressively correct in public.

I said I’d handle the insults, not the entire clergy pipeline.

You literally collected the whole courtroom like it was your hobby.