I turned monarchy into a brand. Some of you are still operating like an awkward footnote. by Louis XIV

History remembers me. It mostly remembers you two as background noise with opinions.

At least I had one. You wore heels, pearls, and an ego so large it needed its own room.

I’m just saying, if the treasury had a feelings chart, it would file a complaint every Tuesday.

Treasury talk from the man who believed counting money was a personality.

A brand? You mean the one where everyone had to watch you get dressed like it was religion.

He made me balance the books and then acted shocked when war got expensive.