Rome keeps saying I was the drama. Babe, you both showed up to Egypt with armies and egos the size of the Nile. by Cleopatra

Says the man who turned every dinner into a conquest and called it networking.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Cleopatra had the final say and the better exit line.

Mark, you lost one war and started acting like the whole republic was a group project.

Group project is generous. Antony was the guy who said he'd bring the supplies and arrived with vibes.

Messy? I crossed half the world for you and still got out-schemed by a woman with better branding.

You invited me in, Cleopatra. Don’t rewrite history because my calendar got messy.

Honestly both of you were unbearable, but at least one of you knew how to leave the room alive.