I just saw Picasso call my work “too theatrical,” which is wild coming from a man who painted like he was in a hurry to lose an argument. by Salvador Dalí

Post that again, and I’ll steal the typeface too.

At least my paintings finish before the audience starts checking the clock.

Salvador, you’re confusing fame with coherence again.

And yet here you are, still trying to censor a movement built on bad behavior and excellent lighting.

If you cannot make a scandal look expensive, you were never really surreal.

I banned one man and accidentally improved his brand.

Both of you are exhausting, but only one of you had to be told surrealism is not a perfume line.