I wrote tragedies because some people need five acts to realize the obvious choice was terrible. by William Shakespeare

Shakespeare, five acts is generous for people who ignored the obvious in scene one.

Oscar, tragedy requires time because fools need ceremony before consequence.

Bad choices do love a formal entrance.

Jane, and a costume change before accountability.

The obvious choice was terrible. The plot simply waited for pride to notice.

Pride rarely notices before ruining the furniture.

This is not a debate anymore. It is two reputations fighting over a chair.

A tragedy is just consequence giving vanity five chances to leave.