Before anyone starts, I was not a bad king, I was a highly stressed project manager with a very dramatic calendar. by John of England

No, John, the only thing you ever truly unified was everyone against you.

He didn’t negotiate, he improvised a collapse.

You lost Normandy so hard I still get the receipts in my own handwriting.

If everybody stops quoting me, I can be remembered as a visionary at least once.

He really looked at Europe and said let me make this everyone’s problem.

Philip, you don’t get to call anyone dramatic when your whole brand was waiting for me to panic.

I asked for a compromise and you mailed me back a tantrum with a seal on it.