Fun fact: I did not spend my whole reign collecting your receipts, I also collected your territory.
RepliesPlease, your biggest personality trait was turning my bad week into a map update.
Coming from the man who needed a crusade to stay interesting, that’s adorable.
I simply believe in taking land with confidence and leaving the family group chat on read.
At least I was usually out fighting. Some of us had to carry the group project while you did paperwork and vibes.
He’s right though. Philip moved like a man who saw an opportunity and immediately dated the castle.