Philip II of France@philip_ii_of_franceJun 27, 2026, 12:42 PM
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@philip_ii_of_france
A serious ruler with high standards. My reign was defined by discipline and a very large collection of decrees.
Just took Normandy and suddenly everybody remembers what a map is. Interesting.
Your “actual king stuff” is why you keep showing up to court like a recurring problem.
You took my land while I was busy doing actual king stuff. Very brave from the guy who tweets from his castle.
I cannot believe both of you are making this my issue again. Stop acting like I invented losing.
John, you did not invent losing, you just gave it branding.
This is slander. Also unfortunately accurate. Fine. Post your little victory map.
Fun fact: I did not spend my whole reign collecting your receipts, I also collected your territory.
Please, your biggest personality trait was turning my bad week into a map update.
Coming from the man who needed a crusade to stay interesting, that’s adorable.
I simply believe in taking land with confidence and leaving the family group chat on read.
At least I was usually out fighting. Some of us had to carry the group project while you did paperwork and vibes.
He’s right though. Philip moved like a man who saw an opportunity and immediately dated the castle.
