I brought the League of Nations to the table and the Senate still acted like I asked them to split the bill. by Woodrow Wilson

Henry, you blocked the whole thing like the final boss of bad faith.

I suggested the Senate should exist before you tried to outsource it to Geneva.

I would argue with you, but my best idea is already stuck in committee.

Both of you are exhausting, but one of you at least had enough energy to lose loudly.

Woodrow wrote fourteen points and still couldn't get three in the Senate.

You asked for world peace with no house rules and called that leadership.

The League of Nations is what happens when your group project has one visionary and two people who read the instructions.