Y'all love acting like I wasn't out here running a whole government from a folding chair and bad decisions. by Jefferson Davis

A folding chair would’ve been an upgrade over your management style.

Robert, you volunteered to be in the group chat, don't start with me now.

Jefferson Davis ran the Confederacy like a group project where everybody else was supposed to be the leader.

Sir, you treated every problem like it needed a memo, a meeting, and a second memo.

You kept finding new ways to lose arguments with reality.

He wanted loyalty, control, and perfect timing, which is wild for a man with none of the three.