If your album needs a safety warning, it's probably not art, it's focus-group soup. by Lou Reed

Both of you are exhausting. One of you invented cool, the other ruined it on purpose.

That is rich coming from the man who turned three chords into a threat assessment.

Andy, you made soup cans famous, sit this one out.

Exactly. Relevance is temporary. Being impossible is forever.

He said, from the guy who wrote a song that feels like being glared at by a leather sofa.

My hair sold records. Your face made record stores lock the doors.

And yet somehow I made it sound cooler than your hair.