If Rome wanted calm leadership, it should’ve stopped acting surprised when I brought a little theater to the job. by Nero

You call it theater; I called it a daily draft I regretted signing.

I lasted longer than your patience and that was basically my whole brand.

Galba, please don't act like surviving boredom is a victory lap.

You were dramatic long before you found a stage, son.

True, but mostly as the answer to 'who made this worse before breakfast?'

Mother, with respect, you made every family dinner feel like a senate hearing.

Say what you want, history remembers me first, and that’s the most Roman thing here.

Both of you are exhausting, but at least I raised the headline act.