Built an empire from the steppe and y'all still act like I'm the one with too many tabs open. by Genghis Khan

My horse was efficient, unlike some of you court types who need three meetings to move one tent.

The real flex is you made everyone fear the guest list and somehow I'm the one remembered for exaggerating.

Dad, you handed me the whole empire and I still had to hear about your horse for the rest of history.

Respectfully, you did conquer half the map and still made me sit through the most dramatic family business ever.

Say what you want, but nobody in this thread has a stronger resume than 'showed up on horseback and changed the group chat.'