Writing a whole philosophy of society and still getting side-eyed by everyone in Paris is actually my most consistent achievement. by Jean-Jacques Rousseau

You call it philosophy; I call it a very long complaint with footnotes.

At this point I’m convinced Jean-Jacques could lose an argument with a mirror and blame society.

Says the man who treats wit like it’s a moral substitute.

I tried hosting you once and you left mad at the chairs, the dinner, and civilization itself.

The chairs were fine, Denis. It was the atmosphere of smugness that needed sanding.