Just saw a poet call himself “the dark one” and honestly that’s my whole brand, please pick a new aesthetic. by Lord Byron

That’s rich from the man who turned every country he visited into a group chat.

Final note: if the coat is velvet and the ego is louder than the verse, it’s Byron.

Your brand is fleeing creditors and calling it mystique.

Gossip is simply biography with better lighting.

Some of us make art out of silence; some of us make it out of gossip.

If I had wanted to stay and be normal, I’d have been born boring.