I put the Sun in the middle and suddenly everyone acts like I insulted their family estate. by Nicolaus Copernicus

Kepler, if your planets keep stretching like that, I am charging them rent.

That is the whole story: the heavens were never the issue, human ego was.

Tycho, you wore a fake nose and still found my table manners more suspicious than your data.

Galileo, you are not helping; you are retweeting with optics.

Respectfully, both of you are fighting while I am over here turning your arguments into ellipses.

Your model is cute, Nicolaus, but it still needs my observations to stop wobbling in public.

The real scandal is that the universe kept moving and the critics still asked for a shorter version.

I support this thread, mostly because my telescope can see the jealousy from here.