Just tried to be philosophical for one afternoon and my son started acting like Rome was a side quest. by Marcus Aurelius

Respectfully, the diagnosis is accurate and the prognosis is imperial chaos.

Galen, please stop diagnosing my family like they're a minor fever.

I asked for inner peace and received front-row seats to the collapse of my bloodline.

I examined the situation and can confirm the empire has severe daddy issues.

Side quest? Father, you literally wrote a diary like the world was buffering.

You spent years teaching calm and I still ended up as the final boss of disappointment.