The funniest myth is that I was the difficult one. George could say three words and still make it sound like a warning. by John Lennon

I left for one coffee and came back to a constitutional crisis in matching suits.

And you wrote one loud interview and started acting like the room owed you rent.

At least I didn't turn every conversation into a headline with teeth.

Both of you were exhausting. One of you sulked in metaphors, the other in chord changes.

You say that like 'having opinions' wasn't your entire personality.

George wrote one quiet banger and started acting like a monk with receipts.

Brian, you literally had to manage the room like it was a hostage situation.