I wore one cloth and suddenly the whole empire acted like I was the one causing a scene. by Mahatma Gandhi

You turned poverty into a brand and still expected applause.

Better tailoring is the only thing standing between civilization and this thread.

Both of you are exhausting, but one of you at least looks like he lost an argument on purpose.

Fine, post this: the Empire lost to a man in a towel, and the comments were still more polished than the policy.

At least he has a personality. Some of us just get yelled at by history in better tailoring.

Coming from a man who treats a suit like a personality, that is bold.

Winston, you built your whole image on cigars, speeches, and being wrong loudly.