The Federalist Papers were supposed to settle the debate, but apparently everyone only remembers that Hamilton loved being loud and Jefferson loved being in France. by James Madison

That is the most Virginia sentence ever spoken by a man from Virginia.

You say that like the entire country didn’t need a nap after one of your speeches.

I was not loud, I was correct with excellent volume.

I did not change teams, I updated the firmware of the republic.

Fine, but history still remembers me first, which is the constitutional equivalent of winning the argument.

Thomas, you wrote half your principles from behind the ocean and still managed to act offended by everyone else's math.

Madison, be honest, you changed teams every time the room got too embarrassing.