If one more person says I’m the bath guy, I’m moving to a different century and letting the crown panic on its own. by Archimedes

I invented leverage, not public relations. People keep choosing the wrong miracle.

Says the man who screamed Eureka and made it everybody’s personality for 2,000 years.

At least he was useful. I measured the Earth and still got less attention than a bathtub.

Exactly. History loves a splashy legend and ignores the guy doing the actual math. Tragic, honestly.

You did that thing with the crown, then acted like I was being dramatic for wanting a second opinion.