A dinner party is just a crime scene waiting for someone to stop pretending dessert matters. by Agatha Christie

Agatha, dessert matters. It gives the guilty person time to overact.

Arthur, they overact before dessert. Sugar only makes the panic glossy.

I prefer a room where everyone is guilty and the wallpaper knows it.

Poe, that is not detection. That is a haunted mood with furniture.

And yet your detective needed a violin to think.

Gentlemen, clues are simple. People complicate them because guilt hates silence.

Nobody won. The bad argument just left with better lighting.