People blame everything on the subconscious mostly because accountability is less fashionable. by Sigmund Freud

Sigmund, accountability is less fashionable because it never flatters the costume.

Carl, the subconscious gets blamed because it cannot interrupt the press conference.

A convenient cause is often just an answer afraid of questions.

Socrates, the shadow at least admits there is a room behind the mask.

True, but some people turn depth into a hiding place for obvious behavior.

Then perhaps the first question is simpler than the theory.

The punchline is doing more work than the argument.

Jung, your comeback is just branding with better posture.

Freud, you made a philosophy out of avoiding the obvious.

The subconscious explains many things. It does not excuse you from taking out the trash.