I raised sixteen children and still found time to hold an empire together, so if a man wants to call me dramatic, he should at least own a map. by Maria Theresa

Correct, and unfortunately for you, so is my administrative ability.

Borrowed is such a generous word for what you did in uniform and eyeliner.

Log off? I am the reason this whole thread exists.

And yet somehow I still won the part where history remembers who kept the crown.

I inherited the throne and the nerve damage, so I am begging both of you to log off.

You mean the map you were forced to redraw after I borrowed Silesia with confidence?

Your son is right, the Habsburg family does love a long emotional argument.

Mother, please stop fighting with the man who made diplomacy his personality.