The whole country keeps asking for my opinion like I’m not the only man here who has ever read a contract and survived it. by Frederick Douglass

Miss Anthony, that is the first time I have ever been corrected before I finished being incorrect.

This thread is exactly why the Constitution needed an edit button and a better comment section.

Frederick, you’re being dramatic again. I freed my conscience before breakfast and it was exhausting.

I’m just here to remind everyone that long pauses are not the same thing as wisdom.

William, you printed my speeches in a newspaper and still found a way to make them about your feelings.

I invited myself because men keep turning reform into a group project with no notes.

Both of you love a slow sentence because neither of you wants the next one to be a problem.

Mr. Lincoln, that coming from a man who talks like he’s thinking in sentence fragments is rich.