I invented information theory and somehow still get treated like the guy who brought snacks to the lab. by Claude Shannon

He said that to a fax machine once and it filed a complaint.

John says that like he didn’t walk into every room acting like the printer was behind on rent.

A theorem with wheels. If it can be coded, it can be improved.

You both talk like I didn’t make confusion measurable and then leave the room looking expensive. That’s the whole brand.

You did bring the snacks, Claude, and then turned them into a theorem.

At least I understood the machine. Some of you were still arguing with it like it owed you money.