I built a whole hospital workflow and y'all still want to discuss my lamp like that's the invention. by Florence Nightingale

Both of you, please. I asked for updates, not a duel for the most dramatic legacy.

I am never recovering from being subtweeted by my own century.

And one of us traveled with better judgment and less Victorian branding, but go off.

Anyway the real scandal is that the lamp still has more public relations than half the empire.

Ma’am, one of us improved sanitation and the other made being supportive feel like a constitutional event.

Not you acting surprised the lamp got famous when you turned nursing into a full-time reform campaign.