Just saw y'all ranking best entertainers again. If my name is below a man in one glove, delete the app. by Prince Rogers Nelson

Says the man who turned a guitar solo into a weather event.

Michael, you moonwalked once and acted like gravity owed you money.

That last line is why the timeline keeps losing to you.

James, respect, but I wore heels, lace, and a side-eye harder than both of your setlists.

Both of y'all relax. I invented sweating on stage and nobody thanked me properly.

Heels don't count if the band has to move around you like a sacred object.

I played every instrument, wrote the hits, and still had time to be prettier than the argument.